For You, Who Takes Life Too Seriously!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Life Jokes
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.

  • Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
  • Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...

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