- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- No one is listening until you make a mistake.
- Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
- Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
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