You face difficulties when it comes to “christening” your blog? Hakuna Matata! XOXO throws the lifebuoy! “Swim” in here and “swallow” some ideas at full speed... Smutty ones.
I guess you know the importance of the blog's title. A “colorful” title is like the appealing flavor of the scrummy cheese cake of my grandma... The more delicious the smell, the more cute you look when you drool and the more uplifting curiosity... desire to taste a piece...
Then you create super-duper combinations and associations that comfortably “park” into your mind... And remain there forever.
So, ladies and gentlemen! Just 3 drops of humor flavored with some ounces of imagination... Blend and mix the potion then put it in a special form... Abracadabra! And your blog is on top...”The funniest titles you have ever seen!”
Now let's start the christening ceremony! I've just virtually cut the red ribbon and sumptuously declare the process opened! Here below you see a collection of some virgin and free hilarious titles you are invited to generously inspire from:
ZooLand (for those who associate themselves with an animal or love animals)
Medusa with Earrings (jewelry)
Chicken with the Third Leg (diseases)
Amoeba with the Highly Developed Right Hemisphere (geniuses, IQ games)
Lord of the Dogs (about dogs)
The Chronicles of a Creeper (philosophy or chronicles of a lazy person)
The Flying Snake (blah-blah-blah, something original)
The Glittered Sheep (glamorous girls, fashion, en vogue things)
The Glow-in-the Dark Cat (mystery and notes of sensuality)
Septapus with Manicured Nails (beauty)
The Long-Eared Kangaroo (beauty)
The Giraffe Wearing Stiletto Heels (sensuality)
The Girly Shark (sensuality)
The Zebra with Dimples and Beauty Spot (beauty, flirty)
The Cow Watches News (news, cognitive)
Bulls Drink Red Bull (entertainment)
Phenomenas
The funny PMS (women's eccentric thoughts)
Aquatic Thoughts (for divers 
)
The Liver of the Book (about books)
Dead Love (for pessimists)
The Virtual Polyglot (cognitive, linguistic)
The Optimistic Phantom
The Pessimistic Phantom
666 Black Nuances (evil thoughts, blog of a criminal)
-isms Rule (about communism, socialism, priapism or many other -isms)
The Killer with Rose Cheeks
Diverse Objects
The Syrup of Tears in the Nose (for pessimists, about soap operas and dramas)
Second Hand Harley (second hand stuff)
The Elegant Teaspoon (vessels)
The Heterosexual Armchair (furniture for all)
"Subtle" Eroticism
Camouflaged Panties
Diapers for Fetishists
Porno-Bunny
Pro-Slut
Anti-Slut
One Toy for All, and All Toys for One
No More Panties
Feminine
Eva with no Hair (about hair and capillary stuff)
Ok.Ob (about tampons)
Venusians vs Martians (independent women)
The Lady with Testicles (strong women)
Did you like at least one?! Did you find the perfect title for your budding blog? Choose a category and invent your own titles... Just for fun...
PS. Dedicated to those who like to smile...
2 comments:
OK that made me laugh. XOXO throws the lifebuoy, indeed. My favourite was probably Aquatic Thoughts ... for obvious reasons :)
Gosh. Are Porno-Bunny and Pro-Slut what's called "subtle" in your town? It must be a rough neighbourhood lol.
I see you're getting the hang of Labels too. Ha ha.
ok then! :) My fault!
With your permission I will correct the situation:
So, "Porno Bunny" ... let it be "The Bunny with Dandy Melons" ... It's better.
While the "Pro-slut" let it be the "The Lady with the 3rd Little Leg " (about transvestits)
You may come with some ideas... for Anti-Slut! ;))
ps. But you are so watchful! I should be more careful! ;)
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